Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Hemingway said that.
Yes, he did.
And he said that to me.
I don't want you to go to Canada tomorrow.
It's for the podcast!
It's what I do.
I travel around and I interview weird or interesting people.
So look out, you crazy Canuks!
The wanderer Wallace takes a rowdy road trip up to the Great White North.*
I am an old man who has enjoyed a long and storied life at sea.
And after eons of oceanic adventure, I know I do not wish to spend my remaining years alone while I have some stories to share.
How far is Bifrost from here?
It's aboot two hours from here.
It's aboot two hours away.†
I hate American guys.
Nice to meet you.
Could I interest you in some tea?
So, what happened after the boat sank?
I was alone.
And then something very swift and frightening
A walrus saved your life?
The walrus is far more evolved than any man I've ever known.
Present company included.
What'd you... do...
It'll be all right, Mr. Tusk.
He hasn't called me three days.
Why are you doing this?
Are you really mourning your humanity?
I don't understand.
Who in the hell would want to be human?
I'm so scared.
This guy wants to turn me into an animal or something.
I don't wanna die in Canada.
* Great White North: 캐나다.
† 일부 캐나다인 특유의 about 발음을 흉내. 링크