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Ted 2

Ted 2
Comedy | 115 min | R

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Seth MacFarlane returns as writer, director and voice star of Ted 2, Universal and Media Rights Capital's follow-up to the highest-grossing original R-rated comedy of all time. Joined once again by star Mark Wahlberg and fellow Ted writers Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild, MacFarlane produces the live action/CG-animated comedy alongside Bluegrass Films' Scott Stuber, as well as John Jacobs and Jason Clark.
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"Happily ever after" only exists in fairy tales. Yet, a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend... I now pronounce you teddy bear and wife. You may kiss the bear. ... proving that Americans don't give a crap about anything. So I got some big news. Tami-Lynn and I are gonna have a baby. That's awesome! Wait, how do you guys..? We, uh, we need a sperm donor. What is that? What are you doing? Getting ready, dude. Whadya mean you're gettin' ready? What're you doing with your hand? I'm doing this for you, so when I get in there I can just bust it out. Where do you think you are? Red Lobster?* Hey, Johnny, you did it! Right here, buddy! Catch! What the..! Dude, that's somebody's kid! Shit! Dude, it's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in! Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna take a picture and post it on Facebook. What? #GrrrMonday. Help me! Oh, my God, Teddy, look at this! It says if we wanna have a baby you're gonna have to prove you're a person in a court of law! This is a nightmare! We gotta fight it. We'll get a lawyer, and we'll sue the government for your civil rights. I'm Samantha Jackson. You must be Ted. Huh, yeah! Samantha Jackson, what's you middle name? Leslie. Oh, my God! You're Sam L. Jackson! That's great! I mean, it's just like Sam L. Jackson! Who is that? You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy. They've denied you the same rights as everybody else just because you're different. Can you get me my life back? Ted, do you believe you have a soul? What did you think I would do at this moment?† Objection! Overruled! You want to be human in the eyes of the law. The important thing about being human is making a contribution to society. Where the hell's my coffee? You're not building rockets, figure it out! What a prick! 20 bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into that guy's ass crack.‡ Do it! I'm gonna do it. Oh, my God! Who did that? Sir, I apologize for my five year old child. Bad butch! You sit there and eat your fish nuggets! Fish-y nuggy! Go, go, go! Alright, I'm gonna ask you a few test question. Are you ready? Yep, bring it on. Do you consider yourself to be human? Objection! Sustained! No, the witness cannot object. Overruled! Guilty! Sidebar!§ Speculation! Hearsay! Bailiff! Briefcase! Disregard! In my chamber! Stop beavering the witness! I rest. We could totally be lawyers. Bang. * Red Lobster: 미국의 바닷가재 및 여러 해산물 전문 캐주얼풍 레스토랑. 미국, 일본 등 7개국에 700여개의 매장을 운영. Link † Billy Vera & the Beaters의 At This Moment 가사 일부. Link ‡ Cookie Crisp: 미국 General Mills사의 초콜릿맛 시리얼. Link § sidebar: 배심원이 들을 수 없게 변호사가 판사에게 가까이 가서 말하는 것.

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채채지원
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곰같은 남편이랑 살고싶다
룩턴
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#월요일부르르
안재홍
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저도 봤는데 진짜진짜 제미있었어요.....!!^^
업로드용바른생활합시다
곰한마리 키우고 싶다
김의현
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퍼가요~
고양이야옹야옹
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아만다 사이프리드 헠헠 무슨일이 있어도 볼테다.
sdf4569
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아 보고 싶은데 나이가 안되네
이지원
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아 재밌겠다ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ1편 진짜 잼게봤는데
Daekyong Kim
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십라 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 이거 1편 미국에 있을때 개재밌게 봤는데 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 이게 속편이 나오냐 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
소현
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아만다라니 아만다라니 아만다라니 !!! 아만다 완전 좋아! 캡숑

fukwaku
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1때보다 명배우들 많이 나오네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 개기대된다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
김성진
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더 이상 B급이 아니다 이번에는 극장에서 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
유튭
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캐스팅보소
pandawoong
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헐 테드2에 아만다까지~!!
이진용
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이런이런 아만다가 나오잔아?

안 볼수가 없네
Ja Yeong Kim
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마크 월버그 인종차별 건 때문에 싫어졌는데 ㅜㅜㅜㅜ 아만다 사이프리드에 모건 프리먼이라니... ㅜㅜㅜ
Box Joo
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이게 속편이 나오다니 ㅋㅋㅋ
오둘
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ㅋㅋ 기대된다