Five best friends from college reunite 10 years later for a wild bachelorette weekend in Miami. Their hard partying takes a hilariously dark turn when they accidentally kill a male stripper. Amidst the craziness of trying to cover it up, they're ultimately brought closer together when it matters most.
Okay, before we go, we gotta do human friendipede, yeah?
What is a human friendipede?
It's a photo we always take, that's like the movie Human Centipede, where they're sewn together mouth to anus, but it's with friends so it's special.
I get the middle!
Oh, how do you want the middle?
This is it, your bachelorette weekend.
We've been dreaming about this moment since the first day of freshman year.
We're gonna be swimming in dick, girl!
Girls, I just got coke from the busboy.
So everyone's in.
I was kind of hoping that we can make it an early night.
This doesn't feel right.
Yeah, I don't think so, baby girl.
Okay, now put on these fucking sashes.
Let's get Jess a stripper!
You guys, male or female, though?
Male, I think male for her.
Make her feel special.
No, no, no.
We're totally fucked.
There was this guy in Australia who cooked his girlfriend and ate her.
I can't because I am vegan but...
This can still be the best weekend of our fucking lives!
I probably have HPV now.*
Whatever, we all have HPV.
I don't have HPV.
If you've had sex after the year 1991, then you do have HPV.
Oh, then I have like a shit ton of HPV.
Clumps and clumps of it.
* HPV: human papillomavirus.