BAYWATCH follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchanan (Dwayne Johnson) as he butts heads with a brash new recruit (Zac Efron). Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.
You never forget the one who steals your heart, or the one who kicks your ass.
Some fishy shit is happening on our beach, and my balls say we need to go over there and check it out.
It's a bad idea, Mitch.
My balls say, "Let's just take it easy, right here."
Well, my balls are saying, "Fuck that noise, let's go handle business."
Your balls are bullies.
Baywatch works because we follow rules.
Let's get some shots!
This guy is a trainwreck.
I'm Matt Brody.
And not a single fuck was given.
He's one of the best swimmers in the whole world.
It's like if a human fucked a jet ski, which is impossible, but would be so cool.
There's your cot.
Don't jack off on my sheet
Just remember, I'm always watching.
What the fuck!
Leon, teach them some manners.
Have fun, boys.
You're going night-night, bitch.
Who's your daddy now?
All things considered, things could have gone a lot worse.
Hey, a foot!
That's good luck, pick it up.
We need search the morgue for evidence.
Check his taint for needle marks.
You want me to check his taint?
Lift his fucking scrotum and check his taint.
Dude, it's a taint, man.
It's a taint.
You didn't even look.
It smells yogurt.
Oh, there is a hole.
That's just a butthole.
I'll post that.
Do not post that.
Just a handful of ballsack.
You turned the canals into the Goddamn X Games.
That's because we were in lifeguard pursuit.
Except for there's no fucking such thing as lifeguard pursuit!